how are you even all so thin i’m too fucking fat for like 99% of the clothing on here
i have so much goddamn dandruff my eyebrows have dandruff
i m so sleepy
what if Cecil had a day off from the radio show and Night Vale had a perfectly “normal” day (like the nobody-dies day in Dead Like Me)
like nothing happened that was horrific or unsettling.
and Carlos just eyeballs him the whole time like are you having the day off because there’s nothing to report or is there nothing to report because you’re having the day off